Bollywood Celebrities As Politicians!

April 10, 2009 · 2 comments

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Two categories of people who dominate the newspapers and news channels happen to be politicians and film celebrities.  Though there is no co-relation between the two, but in phase of the upcoming elections, we try to draw parallels between the two.

What would happen if film celebrities enter politics? Who would qualify for which ministerial position? We give you a rundown:

Shah Rukh Khan -  Finance Minister

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Everyone knows how good Shah Rukh is at managing finances and minting money. Whether it is producing a film or getting the best from his movies and brand endorsements, SRK is the best. Even as all the teams at IPL lost money, SRK’s Kolkata Knight Riders rode away with a profit of 80 crores in spite of not reaching the finals. He could best qualify to manage the finances of the country and change its fortunes overnight!

John Abraham – Sports Minister

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One of the most athletic actors of present times, John has a penchant for outdoor games and will make it his ‘goal’ to encourage sports in the country. Rest assured, we can expect India to be sporty enough at the Olympics in John’s guidance!

Aamir Khan – Education Minister

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From being a considerate teacher in Taare Zameen Par to taking up the noble cause of Teach India, Aamir qualifies the best to handle the post of the Education Minister. While other celebrities are appealing people to vote in elections, Aamir has gone a step ahead with his latest social campaign that makes the public aware on the candidates of constituency which would help them make the right choice at elections. That adds up to his ability to enlighten and guide the country in the right way.

Sunny Deol – Defense Minister

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The most convincing punches on Indian screen come from him. He has been saving the nation from external attacks in most of his films. Sunny can defend our country while fighting with the enemy single-handedly!

Ritesh Deshmukh – Infrastructure Minister

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Now there is no such post as a Humor Minister else Riteish would have been the unanimous choice! But not many might be aware that he is also a qualified architect. Jr Deshmukh could handle the Infrastructure of our country.

Shilpa Shetty – External Affairs Minister

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Mr Raj Kundra would vote for her first!

Mallika Sherawat – Information & Broadcasting Minister

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We are not very sure about the information aspect, but when it comes to broadcasting anything from her assets to her sexual appeal to her publicity gimmicks, Mallika Sherawat is a pro! Dressed in a burkha, the actress grabs headlines without uttering a word.

Salman Khan – Health Minister

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The man will make sure that every male has a well-toned physique. We just hope the country doesn’t go topless!

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan – Home Minister

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Ever since she has entered the Bachchan parivaar, she has been managing the homely affairs with complete responsibility. She has also been making up for the absence of Amitabh or Abhishek at several social gatherings. Home Ministry is where she can show her political prowess!

Amitabh Bachchan – Prime Minister

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The man ruling supreme above all ministers, Big B is the natural choice!

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vandana rajesh May 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm

That is a great post on stars and politics. Great picks and apt portfolios.

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Ravi May 21, 2009 at 7:47 pm

@vandana rajesh – Thanks for appreciating my blog, Vandana! You, too, have a wonderful blog out there :)

Take care & keep reading Bollywood Buzz!

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